I have started writing haikus when I have the time and when I have my moleskine and pens in front of me. Anytime a five or seven word phrase or sentence enters my mind, I write it down. Sometimes it comes to something, other times it does not.
None of these haikus are anything in comparison to one my friend Matt wrote a few years ago (above are literally my best work):
Bitches get stitches
When their pimps slap them around
Be still girl, don't cry
Which is still my favorite haiku of all time.