18 October 2006

Words of the Day


Main Entry: au.dac.i.ty
Function: noun
1 : the quality or state of being audacious : as a : intrepid boldness b : bold or arrogant disregard of normal restraints c : blatant indifference for the state of one's testicles [a friends ex had the audacity to even be on the same subway train as me, then, stood behind me when we both got off at the same stop, but completely ignored me and the fact that I glared at him from Central Square all the way to Davis]


Main Entry: re.straint
Function: noun
1 : a control over the expression of one's emotions or thoughts. [I showed incredible restraint by not turning around and kicking him in the nuts.]

Brought to you by the letters A and R, and the council for If You Hurt My Friends I Will Cut You.


Matt said...

is there a story behind this post?

because, if so, i want to know it

Anonymous said...

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.